Babylon 5 was a mediocre space sci-fi show in the 1990's. But it had arguably the best quotes from a tv show ever. Enjoy....
Captain Elizabeth Lochley: What the hell is your problem?
Michael Garibaldi: For starters, I don't know you, therefore I don't trust you.
Captain Elizabeth Lochley: The world is full of people you don't
know.
Michael Garibaldi: I worry about that all the time.
Ta'Lon: Congratulations citizen G'Kar. You are now a religious icon.
Marcus: You know, I used to think it was awful that life was so unfair. Then I thought, wouldn't it be much worse if life were fair, and all the terrible things that happen to us come because we actually deserve them? So, now I take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe.
Londo Mollari: Ah, arrogance and stupidity all in the same package. How efficient of you!
John Sheridan: Are you trying to cheer me up?
Susan Ivanova: No sir, wouldn't dream of it.
John Sheridan: Good, I hate being cheered up.
Susan Ivanova: In that case we're all going to die slow, agonizing deaths.
John Sheridan: Thank you, I feel so much better now.
Dr. Stephen Franklin: Marcus, this is the kind of conversation that can only end in a gunshot.
Londo: Everyone around me dies, Mr. Morden, except those who most deserve it.
Londo Mollari: When I said my quarters were cold, I did not mean "Oh, I think it is a little chilly in here. Perhaps I'll throw a blanket on the bed." No! I said it was cold! As in, "Oh look - my left arm has snapped off like an icicle and shattered on the floor!"
Dukhat: When others do a foolish thing, you should tell them it is a foolish thing. They can still continue to do it, but at least the truth is where it needs to be.
Kosh Naranek: A stroke of the brush does not guarantee art from the bristles.
Kosh Naranek: The avalanche has already started; it is too late for the pebbles to vote.
Leading a Minbari fleet against a human fleet.
Delenn: Only one human captain has ever survived battle with the Minbari fleet. He is behind me. You are in front of me. If you value your lives, be somewhere else.
Commander Susan Ivanova: Ivanova is always right. I will listen to Ivanova. I will not ignore Ivanova's recommendations. Ivanova is God. *And*, if this ever happens again, Ivanova will personally rip your lungs out!
Ivanova: I am Susan Ivanova, Commander. Daughter of Andre and Sophie Ivanov. I am the right hand of vengeance and the boot that is going to kick your sorry ass all the way back to Earth, goddammit! I am death incarnate, and the last living thing that you are ever going to see. God sent me.
Sheridan: Something far worse than the Shadows: reporters.
Alex: I want to thank you for your time, Miss Alexander. You are a lovely young woman. And if I was thirty years younger, and you were a little blind in one eye, what a wonderful life we could have together.
Delenn: John, whenever something comes into our proximity that has to do with the unknown, your eyes light up like two tiny suns. And do you know what words these two tiny lights spell out?
Sheridan: What?
Delenn: Mine! Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine!
Sheridan: Oh, now that is a lie!
Delenn: Minbari do not lie.
Sheridan: Well then it is slander.
Delenn: To be slander, it must be false. That's two down.
Sheridan: Well then it's damned inconvenient.
Delenn: The truth always is.
Susan Ivanova: Well, the vultures are starting to circle.
Zack Allan: I thought the vultures only circled after you were dead.
Susan Ivanova: Maybe they know something we don't.
Sarah Cantrell: Today is a good day to die.
David Martel: Oh with you every day is a good day to die!
Sindell: One of the Anla-Shok has acted inappropriately and must be punished, perhaps even expelled.
G'Kar: What was his crime?
Sindell: Staying alive!
G'Kar: Curious. Until now, I hadn't known it was a crime.
Tafeek: No, we don't have any first-class accomodations! However, we do have several very long hallways and some very nice closets!
[on his non-Drazi name]
Tirk: My mother created it for me. It means "Don't touch me, I'm not having another child with you, ever."
Delenn: I look forward to meeting a Vorlon. I've heard much about them that is strange.
Jeffrey Sinclair: Such as?
Delenn: Do you not have files on the Vorlons?
Jeffrey Sinclair: Absolutely, very large files. There's nothing in them, of course.
Londo Mollari: There was a time when this whole quadrant belonged to us! What are we now? Twelve worlds and a thousand monuments to past glories. Living off memories and stories, and selling trinkets. My god, man! We've become a tourist attraction. "See the great Centauri Republic - open 9 to 5 - Earth time."
Garibaldi: I wonder if they'll ever find that transmitter you slipped in G'kar's drink.
Sinclair: No they won't. Because there is none. If I had put one in, sooner or later, they would have found it. This way, they'll keep looking.
Garibaldi: Are you aware of the tests they'll perform and the things they'll do to him?
Sinclair: Yes. Come on.
Garibaldi: There are some days I love this job.
General Fontaine: We've heard that certain elements of their government want a meeting to discuss finding a way out of this war that doesn't involve the annihilation of Earth.
G'Kar: Most progressive of them.
Captain Elizabeth Lochley: You're asking the impossible.
President John Sheridan: Then I am asking the right person.
Captain John Sheridan: My dad always used to say, "If you're falling off a cliff, you may as well try to fly. You have nothing to lose."