The Story of Wumbly Tumbly
Little Lisa was the happiest girl in the whole world.
On her birthday she got the cutest puppy and named him Wumbly Tumbly.
Wumbly Tumbly was a puffball of fur and fun, just a bundle of joy for everyone.
Little Lisa gave Wumbly Tumbly a treat. It tasted oh so sweet.
But as the party progressed Wumbly Tumbly felt some grumbling below his chest.
A few minutes more and his stomach he could no longer ignore.
He ran to the center of the room and all wondered what he would do.
Wumbly Tumbly arched his back and lifted his tale.
Out came some gas that none could inhale.
It was so foul, the crowd started to panic.
The doors were not enough and even through the windows they pushed.
But Wumbly Tumbly’s tummy was not done.
From his rear a massive fart did appear.
This gas had no equal throughout the history of all people.
Even back to the time of dinosaurs all would bow down to the power that was contained in this hound.
It came out with a roar and launched him like a rocket over the floor.
Like a Titan V he soared down the hallway and into the kitchen.
Only the screen door stopped this lunar mission.
Slowly the roar eased down and Wumbly Tumbly collapsed the poor little pet.
What had happened he didn’t know but the rest of the neighborhood would never forget.