Dear Fellow Gods
It's that time of infinity again. As you recall every 2000 years we reorganize affiliations and duties due to changes in the universe. Some of you will not see much change while others will have completely new duties assigned to them. You will also be seeing a few knew faces so please make them feel at home.
New Gods:
Vehicles - God of race cars
Legolas - God of children's toys
Technifer - God of computer demons
Zool the Destroyer - God of Heavy Metal music
New duties:
Uranus - God of An-l Sex
Pluto - God of An-l Sex
Lucifer - God of Politics, Television, and Education
Loki - God of Economics and Teen Bands Hera - God of Women's Lib.
Meeting Agenda:
Introductions
Old Business - Selection of a new logo, Marketing difficulties,
signs of the moon
New Business - New Catastrophe's!! (we have many new methods of disclosing your will to your followers), New funding contribution limitations (no single contributor will be
allowed to contribute more than 2 catastrophe's or 10,000
souls but more details at the convention)
Refreshments and Entertainment:
Everyone remember to stop by the pool of eternity after the equinox for refreshments and entertainment. Don't forget to pre-order your request from the normal menu. Entertainment is scheduled to be the Muppets followed by a star being sucked into a black hole.